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[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 151 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hotel's need good ice dispensers so that you can fill a bathtub with ice after removing your tinder date's kidneys.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is the ice for the kidneys or just like a post-nephrectomy cold plunge?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Thank you for teaching me the word nephrectomy, gonna bring my death threat game to the next level

You can have hemicorporectomy in exchange

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You can rec my hemicorp anytime brother 😏