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Anon seeks advice for real world problems (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The increase in people who can't sleep because of cell phone usage at night has increased because of cell phones. This is a well known thing. No one is saying night owls didn't exist before cellphones.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or night owls just fuck a lot more than early birds, so we're taking over the population

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Conspiracy! You all will turn into vampires later....I saw it in that true blood documentary.