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Anon learns about nuts (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 141 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Now make him freak out again by telling him peanuts aren't nuts.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 34 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Ground beans.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 7 months ago

Well, you can eat them whole too. ;)

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Hummus?

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

yeah so basically they're coffee without the water

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Coffee beans aren't beans, they're closer to cherries.

So yes, they're exactly like coffee beans without the water.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago

That’s nuts…… I will see myself out now.

[–] Subverb@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Does he know about cashews?

[–] summerof69@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Alright that's enough shock for one day.