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The sun will consume the Earth in 5 billion years! WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN?????
Well if I'm doing anything, it means that I'm functionally immortal, and given 5 billion years, I would very likely have figured out how to get my ass to a safer planet. So I'll probably raise a toast to the passing of the home world, then move on with my day.
Worst case scenario you take the slow way to another planet. The only limiting factor depends on just how immortal you are. If you don't need to eat or drink, then you could travel to another planet right now with current technology.
200 000 years in a tiny metal box... God that would be so boring.
Plenty of time to learn how to meditate.
You wouldn't be experiencing more than you wanted. You'd be frozen if still made of meat, or running at whatever subjective speed (probably pretty slowly given the lack of solar power between stars) if you're in silicon