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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 year ago

"We discovered that your brake lines were cut and we found a bomb fused to the manifold."

"I had to use a coupon just to get the oil change. What makes you think I can afford fixing major safety issues like that? Now push me back home before the bomb detonates."