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[–] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 45 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I get around $400/mo from the VA for being exposed to toxic chemicals that will lead to me having cancer in the next ten years.

Pretty good trade off, let me tell ya!

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

that reminds me I need to get the burn pit stuff going

[–] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 20 points 7 months ago

Yes, you do. If you need help, message me. No dox, but I can help you out.

Google “intent to file VA”, and fill it out right meow. Whatever claim gets processed will be backdated to the date that form was submitted.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world -5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Lol well ok there's one. I do surveys for money so I suppose that's kind of passive?

[–] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think you need a refresher on the definition of passive

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world -5 points 7 months ago

Lol. Well it makes me money is all.

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

that would be active :p