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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 121 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like they're just lazy

/s

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 97 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You joke, but that has been pounded into our heads our entire life, and even me (a gen x’er) feels like it’s my own fault because the world has been beating me down for not reaching whatever arbitrary standard it’s set for us.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We should get all of us together, pool what little money we have, and buy us a huge compound somewhere and have our own community. I mean, what could go wrong, right? 👀

[–] isles@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

People do this already, check Foundation for Intentional Community. You can find communities near you that are open to visitors or new residents and check them out.

Make sure you're well acquainted with the traits of cults to keep yourself safe. There are groups out there that are fundraising and building infrastructure for new communities, as well, so there are many ways to get involved.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

"Just be careful, you might accidentally join a cult" lol I totally get your point but that just made me laugh.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't want to end up like waco

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Speak for yourself

[–] whalebiologist@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

man this sounded so cool until I realized they were all going to be weird sex cults.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sounds good to me. Kool aid?

Hands you a cup

It's Ecto Cooler flavor.

[–] blackwateropeth@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Don’t worry, the oligarchy commends your lifelong efforts with a pizza party … :/

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm an older millennial and I look at the younger generarions with horror. We still had some good years. They only had worst and worst times. Disasters, wars, economic craches, pandemics, more wars... fuck! Guys you need to change the world!