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Life Hack (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 year ago by sag@lemm.ee to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Who carries cash, though?

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago

Germans.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Farmers. Farmers' mums.

[–] evranch@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Am farmer, can confirm. I also have my chequebook with me... Non-farmers, when was the last time you wrote a cheque, aside from rent? I feel like we're the only ones still using them.

[–] dgriffith@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Australian here. Last time I wrote a cheque, Michael Jackson was still black.

[–] CopernicusQwark@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yarp.

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me too.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 5 points 1 year ago

Same.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

People buying drugs

[–] Hootz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

People named Johny for one.

[–] gerbler@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Bartenders and servers

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago

People who live in safer countries than the US.