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Best Parts Of Trump’s $60 ‘God Bless The USA’ Bible (www.theonion.com)
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[–] style99@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago

Part Where Jesus Encounters 5,000 Hungry People And Runs Them Over With Pickup Truck

For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.