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[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Is this dude wearing pants?

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What’re you a cop?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

No. I'm just a regular, normal 25-35 your old, physically fit guy with a flat top haircut having a casual chat about some neat illegal stuff that's going on around here. You hear anything about any neat illegal stuff? Also, I'd like to get to know you better, so would you mind telling me your full legal name, address, phone number, next of kin, place of birth, and a ranked list of all of your fears?