Dad Jokes

18861 readers

381 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

158

submitted 1 year ago by Sunny@slrpnk.net to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

16 comments fedilink hide all child comments

:-)

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I could tell you my famous UDP joke, but you might not get it

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I just used my bullhorn to tell my neighbors a joke about broadcast.

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

If your name is Joe, I have an anycast joke to tell you.

[–] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'd tell you my multicast joke, but it's only funny to the right group.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 10 points 1 year ago

I could famous joke UDP tell you

[–] Sunny@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

Heheh also a good one!

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I’d like to tell you my famous TCP joke. Can we SYNchronize, so that I can send you my joke?