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Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The eggs are worse! They have a different ratio of peanut butter to chocolate and it is not good. The normal size cups (not the minis) are the perfect ratio. The minis have not enough peanut butter and the eggs have waayyy too much.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No way, eggs and trees are the best because there's more peanut butter. That sugar-loaded peanut butter is 90% of the reason I'm eating a Reese's

[–] tastysnacks@programming.dev 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just get nutter butter wafers

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Nutter Butters are good but Reese's have their place too