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[โ€“] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 46 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I exclusively microwave everything in plastic, because I just want it all to end.

[โ€“] Lemvi@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 7 months ago (4 children)

There definitely are better ways of ending it ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One of my ex's was depressed and wanted to end it all....so she picked up smoking, not heavily, like a pack a week, so....playing the long game and all that.

[โ€“] KnitWit@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.

-Kurt Vonnegut

[โ€“] dumbass@toast.ooo 9 points 7 months ago

Yeah, but are there tastier ways of ending it?

[โ€“] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 7 months ago

It can't look too suspicious, or else insurance won't pay out.

[โ€“] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Dicska@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Microwaving TNT

[โ€“] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Do the world a favour and take out a ceo with you.