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I'M SUCH A NICE BIRD (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Do birds have dicks? I'm not googling it

[–] OhShitSon@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ducks have a corkscrew shaped cock with explosive erections. There's slo mo shots on youtube.

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago

Also, female ducks have corkscrew shaped vaginas they can contract or relax. This is to protect against rape and to only mate with desirable males. It's basically an arms race b/w duck dicks and vaginas. Ducks trying to be as as close to the vagina structure as possible, while the vagina tries to be as hard to get in (without consent) as possible.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Goat dicks are just as weird.

[–] IMongoose@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Most of them just touch butts

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Ah, so just like humans