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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm repulsed and afraid.

The “repulsed” bit I totally get. What are they “afraid” of, though? That it’ll happen again?

Are they afraid for humanity in general? There are much worse things out there, pal. Read the news sometime.

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's reasonable to be afraid that someone who stole JUST your socks might be stalking you or something

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 8 points 5 months ago

Okay, that makes sense. Thanks.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

Media is conveniently silent on this sock stealing epidemic