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Anon buys an air fryer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Itte@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I can't fit one person in, let alone two. What's your secret?

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

you need the one with shelves rather than the "fryer basket"

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wY4N5NOAsH0

[–] Paradigm_shift@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

I was expecting the tubby custard machine

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

Good cutting technique.

[–] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just use your shrink ray first, obviously. That's what I do.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That sounds rather inhumane.

[–] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

Well excuuuuuse me! Look at captain morals over here! Pff... Wimp!