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Anon buys an air fryer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Itte@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Norgur@fedia.io 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You should make burgers in that thing and sell them as healthy because of the "extra iron content" "

[–] mihnt@lemy.lol 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

With metal filing sprinkles!

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Where else would you get the iron from? =P