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var game = new Game()
  .EnableMultiplayer()
  .EnableSpatialAudio()
  .SetPerformance(Game.Performance.HIGH)
  .ForEachBug(Bug::AutoFix)
  .GetWishlists(7000);

game.Release();
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[โ€“] vox@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

well if a game heavily relie s on steam networking stack crossplay may be close to impressiblr to implement without ripping the whole stack out

[โ€“] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Just port Steam to the Nintendo PlayStation.