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i'm incredibly salty about how our "only air please" tubes are connected to "everything goes through that" tubes, like what the fuck
Don't forget that our spine would prefer having us walk on all fours
But our hips were like, "nah fuck that. I'm up now."
Supposedly, that little hack is what lets us talk.
No, that just lets us talk out of the same hole we put other things into. The talking mechanism could be connected to just the air hole. And as a bonus, we could talk while eating and drinking.