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[–] whereisk@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying he was preserving us as a food source! Millions of light years of travel ought to make a fella hungry. What will they eat if we are dead?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sounds more like he was preserving us as a fuck source. Aliens must be pretty horny. And way into butt stuff.

[–] whereisk@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hahaha! Why can't it be both? Copulating with livestock has been a human passtime for millennia after all.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Good point. And food replicators just can't reproduce accurately the smell and taste of a really well-cooked human.