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Wife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions? (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by Daft_ish@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Alcohol and weed don't sound appealing.

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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 78 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She'll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.

[–] SadLuther@lemmy.kya.moe 6 points 7 months ago

And bits of dried pizza cheese.

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