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submitted 8 months ago by rastro@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

To be clear, when I said digestive issues, I didn't mean diarrhea. I meant the opposite. It was sort of a constipation.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 5 points 8 months ago

Nobody expected the Spanish Constipation

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

maybe its all the carbs then. but idk if more carbs makes it more likely to have constipation

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago

I said I'm a vegetarian, not a healthy eater. I probably eat 10 times more carbs daily and might fall dead any time.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'd likely guess it would be the sudden spike of ingesting of lard (in refried beans), oils, salt, and spices.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

idk how i forgot about the salt content. many tbell items have sodium warning