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I've cheated death far too many times to go out by something like Eye-Twitch Disease.
I'll die in an exciting and glorious way like an exploding fireball off a cliff.
You never know. ETD is a common cause of death for desert dwellers with glowing eyes.
You don’t make a living by collecting scrap metal by any chance do you?
Eye twitches are a little-known symptom of Explodingfireballoffacliffitis.
I've also heard that the symptom is prevalent in those who suffer from Glutiusmaximusinyourbutticusitis
That’s the worst