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As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 56 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

            
              Viewport engineer.
Browser-space technician.
Microsoft painter-decorator.
Inferior decorator.
He-who-responds (on the bugs channel).
Scope denier.
Manager disappointer.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

inferior decorator

This one is going in my dad joke arsenal. Thank you

[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 11 points 7 months ago

Electron herder

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

I am the worst kind of programmer, I'm a Scope Inflator.