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[–] FewerWheels@mander.xyz 93 points 8 months ago (7 children)

At the risk of doxing myself, I share a uncommon name with a serial murderer. I'm not a serial murderer. So if you googled me, you can ignore that.

[–] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 34 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This is the first thing that came to mind.

One of my female cousins shares a full name with a male pornstar.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 17 points 8 months ago
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

And you found that out when you were looking for your cousin's porn?

[–] homesnatch@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago
[–] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

I heard those murders were Wheely bad

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don’t change your name, it’s the other guy who sucks.

[–] FewerWheels@mander.xyz 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He's dead too, so there's that!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 months ago

Did…did you kill him?

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I share name and surname with a gospel singer, and for a long while I rocked the Christian Jesus look. That was always fun.

[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's what a serial murder would say!

[–] FewerWheels@mander.xyz 2 points 8 months ago
[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Delaware Armin meiwes, not German Armin meiwes.