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Shower thought: (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by tja@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The accenture consultant told the CIO it's top right in the Gartner quadrant... It must be the right solution

Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they'll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!

[–] meat_popsicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

“It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”

[–] Ramie@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flashbacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.

[–] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I see you are not a leader... What a shame /s