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Javascript can create atomic bombs (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago by TechCodecPawx@programming.dev to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] blotz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What

[–] nalyd@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure either, fork bombs are a thing you could probably do in JavaScript, but I don't know of a thing called an Atomic Bomb in programming? I think if you put lots of atomic operations you've just reinvented single threaded programming but with more overhead

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

JS is Touring complete. You can write anything in it, including SkyNet or whatever else you can think of that will destroy the world.

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want my world destroyed fast, thank you very much. Do you want them to stop mid-murder to prolong your pain because they've ran out of RAM?

Say no to JS Skynet, embrace C++ Skynet!

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

I don't disagree.

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