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Pure imagination: Tasmanian premier vows to build world’s largest chocolate fountain if re-elected (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 8 months ago by zero_gravitas@aussie.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Well my life would improve with access to free melting chocolate. Just don't know how long I would live after eating from a public chocolate fountain