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K-pop star apologises to angry fans for having a boyfriend (news.sky.com)

submitted 7 months ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Blackout@kbin.run 130 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I hereby apologize to all women for being married and off the market these last 17 years. Don't worry, you didn't miss anything special.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 70 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You mother fucker. I hope you're happy. I hope you're REAL FUCKING HAPPY.

I hope that woman brings you a fucking LIFETIME of joy and comfort after that colossal fuck up. Yeah. I hope you both love each other and live in one another hearts for a hundred years and then DIE AT THE SAME TIME. you asshole.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

SO much THIS. The two of them FUCKING DESERVE each other!!!11one
HAVE A NICE LIFE, SEE YOU AGAIN NEVER!

[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

How beautiful

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 20 points 7 months ago

So the men still have a chance?

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Fuck you. How dare you.