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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It does not make sense to convert digits to figure of speech, just for the fuck of it.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The practice still has one very important application:

"What time is it?"

"Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls"

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 7 points 8 months ago

Our family's was "freckle past a hair and time to get a watch"

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel this comment betrays a misunderstanding of what language even is. Saying it like "two forty-five" or whatever is a figure of speech as much as "quarter to three" is.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You knew exactly what I meant, you're just being pedantic.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, I meant it. "Two forty-five" is a figure of speech. If you were giving the time in exact terms you'd say something like "it's been two hours and forty-five minutes since midday/midnight". You're just stuck in this idea that your way of expressing it is the right one.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

That's the most arrogant reply you could've written. And I've just clicked on your name and seen your other comments, and it all makes sense. Wind your neck in and go outside.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 8 months ago

See my comment previous to the last.