Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 8 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One of my favorites:

"It's hotter out here than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire"

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"fawx" and "fahr", for the unfamiliar

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That made all the difference hearing it in mah mahnd.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Sheeeyit, i's hahtt'r awht hee-uh thunna freshfukkt fawx inna fohr'st fahr."

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm a native speaker. You're pretty close! It's:

"Hotterna fresh fucked fawx inna forst fahr"

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I knew I used too many 'o them fancy, uh, whatsits. Ya know, um, yeh: lettrs.