Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 1 year ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] therandoe@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think there's a joke about vul-canoes and vulverines in here somewhere that result in canoes with claws. I just can't quite find it.

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"vulverines" sounds more like genitals with claws.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And from vulvarines, we can get to vulvamarine, where there has to be some kind of cunnilingus joke.

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 year ago

Or clawing genitals

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Give it a few hours, someone's bound to come up with it.