The Monkey's Paw

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submitted 8 months ago by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I really don't want to go into work tomorrow.

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Oh god that's horrific. I love it. Immediate horror and oh god what have I done? Microwave regret available in 30 seconds or less.