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submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 57 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

reaching into the oven and screaming as he pulls out the cooking tray

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Where did the ~~sofa~~ soda go?

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

One time I took a pot roast out of the oven and set it on the stove. I turned around to grab something and looked back and thought, no, that needs to be scooted up a bit, and proceeded to grab the handle of the pan that had been out of the oven for all of 4 seconds with my bare hand.

That hurt.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Soda?

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Autocorrect got me

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Oh my god I have to watch this tonight