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Sam Bankman-Fried Calls for Shorter Prison Sentence, Citing Autism (www.wsj.com)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by can@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Lawyers for the FTX founder say he wasn’t motivated by greed but by a desire to better the world through philanthropic giving

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[–] TheGingerNut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How STUPID does he think the court are?

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Looking at how they're legislating from the bench for Trump, I think you may not like the answer to this question.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 8 months ago

The courts aren't stupid, it's just his lawyers that are. But that's rather self-selecting isn't it since any thinking lawyer wouldn't touch him with an electrified cattle prod, given the fact that he has a tendency to not pay people.