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Far-Right Congressman Complains There Aren’t Enough White People Joining the Army (www.vice.com)

submitted 10 months ago by roastedDeflator@kbin.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Rep. Paul Gosar blamed the drop in white recruits on the army’s supposed “woke Marxist ideologies.”

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[–] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

What a great photo. It's like someone distilled bigotry into it's purest form and then fashioned a human from it.

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

He’s like a caricature of an inbred racist Appalachian hick, but real

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

He looks like an extra from Ozark, like he owns the car dealership that doesn't sell to minorities and he also has 20 kidnapped immigrants chained in his basement manufacturing heroin for him.

[–] slowwooderrunsdeep@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

He looks like he manages a very old but sprawling manor on an ocean view cliff, all alone, yet chooses to sleep in the pantry for unspecified reasons, and late at night he touches the suits of armor inappropriately.