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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 286 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Downfall, Inception, Meltdown, Spectre, I hate to see new vulnerabilities, but their naming choices are solid.

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 141 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They should name them after their investors and board members.

[–] nikt@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 year ago

Gelsinger, McKeon, and Lavender do have a nice ring to them.

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] elvith@feddit.de 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Imagine a bug in the ALU when adding two octal values - Octoplussy

Or a bug in a specific Intel generation - Skylakefall

[–] emogu@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

The next one will be discovered On Her Motherboard’s Secret Processes

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

All four of those names are movies. Only one is a Bond movie, though.

[–] mishimaenjoyer@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

can't wait for "shellshock", "wildfire" and "collapse".