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During the snow storm a couple weeks ago, I put a pack of walnuts and dried fruit out for the 3 crows that are always in my yard. The next day they were staring in the window at me so I put another pack out.
That afternoon around 100 crows were on my house pooping on everything. A week later my driveway and deck still have a solid covering of poop that the rain hasn't been able to wash away.
Keep feeding them and you'll have a loyal army of crows, and that's more than worth the cost of peanuts and a power washer.
Isn't bird poop acidic? Wouldn't that fuck up your house? Other than that I would love a murder of crows just chilling by me.
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