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You mean death?
Of course.
Lol you didn't think I might have meant retirement, do you? The capitalists have been phasing out peasant retirement for half a century to increase the acceleration of their ego scores and buy second super yachts to keep their first super yachts company. Now just the capitalists and their most devoted little class traitor sycophants are permitted to stop laboring for the masters before they flatline.
To be fair, I hear super yachts get pretty lonely though...
At least they have a crew to keep them company while they’re lonely.
I think we just stumbled onto a great idea for a new Pixar franchise.
Bezos Bound: The Sad Giant Super Yacht