(title added by lemmy community mod). Original text:
last month when my car and I were smashed to bits by a drunk driver, just as the fire department was pulling my broken body through the crumpled door, the dashboard started flashing GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE and I did not need that. I did not.
Image description: Meme titled "All robots and computers must shut the hell up" and goes on to state that all machines should not speak unless spoken to and that "I will never speak to you"
(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)
You can mostly shut the assistant up by going to Settings > Apps > Default Apps > Digital Assistant App > Select ‘None’
I don’t know other Android skins change this flow but it should work on most running close-to-stock Android
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?