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Anon fasts (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a good way to lose money if you're in the UK

[–] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We don’t all have a bunch of stones laying around to use as a weight metric

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, how many washing machines is that?

[–] Lemming421@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Approximately three and a half badgers