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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm lactose intolerant, and boobs are awesome

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Dunno, that seems quite tolerant of you. You sure you're not just faking it?

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I bet he can't even name three of lactose's albums.

[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Makes sense, considering they’re not exactly a fan of lactose.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

Indeed. Boobs in mouth, all day. Swallowing the byproduct, toilet in 20 min. It's a delicate balance.