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Old Man Who Doesn’t Like Rap Song Somehow on Right Side of History (thehardtimes.net)

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LOS ANGELES — Legendary metal musician, and noted septuagenarian, Ozzy Osbourne broke new ground when he became the first old white man to complain about a rap song and actually be on the right side of history.

“This is the first time we’ve ever seen a person of Ozzy’s age, wealth status, and complexion complain about a rap song or artist and actually be correct. Especially when they say it in an all-caps Tweet,” said music scholar Aiden Lawrence

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[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Let's get down to brass tacks: I probably couldn't stand what you pass off as "music" either, but you don't see me showing up at the circus, telling you what notes to play on the organ.