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4 pane comic of dolan on the left and spooderman on the right

pane 1 (dolan): cum join opensurce cummunity!
pane 2 (spooderman): shure! how joyn?
pane 3 (dolan): Here discord! (with discord logo)
pane 4 (spooderman with tears in eyes): y u do dis?

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[–] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Colonies?! Colonies?!!!? I'm British you dirty Kraut! Wait, do you mean the Saxons?

Listen here you little shit! Don't try and be funny. You're German - it's not in your nature!

[–] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Ouch. I've been called many things, but never that. Calling someone German who isn't, is not banter, that is genuinely hurtful.

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Being hurt by being called German although not being one hurts my German feelings.

[–] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not if you knew my nationality. I'll give you a hint: we have much more than you of the following: languages, gold, mountains.

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Oh a fellow swiss-bro. Although according to this: https://tradingeconomics.com/country-list/gold-reserves Germany has 3 times as much gold.

[–] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

That's what we want them to think!