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A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone...

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[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Calzones aren't supposed to have sauce inside though

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Every calzone I've ever eaten has had sauce. And I only buy the really high quality authentic ones from Sbarro.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I crave a true, authentic, Italian dish with the right cheeses, traditional sauces, and love cooked right into the pasta. Other times, I go to the Olive Garden

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

And I only buy the really high quality authentic ones from Sbarro

The food court kings.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're probably thinking of a stromboli.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You're thinking of a pizza roll

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Probably.

Honestly it's so weird. I've been all over and have seen a lot of calzones with sauce inside, and I've seen most strombolis without sauce but with ricotta. But it's still a gamble unless their menu specifically says how they make it.

I prefer the sauce on the side, so I usually get a stromboli, ask for a container of sauce, and roll the dice unless it's a place I know.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Like all exported recipes, it's regional. It's like how American pizza is quite different from Italy. But true pizza isn't the #1 food in the world, now is it? I mean American pizza probably isn't either when other cuisines win by shear population by who's counting

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'll say it, American pizza is the #1 food in the world. As chosen by me, an American

[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Never been there but I could bet pizza in new york is pretty serious

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

Let us take to the experts.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/packages/food-network-essentials/calzone-vs-stromboli

Fillings

Calzones and stromboli share several the same fillings, including cured meats and veggies. And while both have Italian cheese, calzones are made with ricotta (often alongside mozzarella and/or Parmesan) while stromboli are typically only made with mozzarella. Calzones’ fillings do not include sauce; marinara is served on the side for dipping. Stromboli portions can also be dipped, but they can also be baked with the sauce inside.

This source also specifies strombolis are a different shape, and tbh at one time that was true, but I think that practice has mostly died out and the shape of the two is now often "the same" but dependant on location. The sauce v ricotta situation however is nonnegotiable and places that swap them are wrong.

Source: Food Network and also am retired 10+yr pizza veteran, multiple shops.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

Your thinking of a dish that is toppings on top of cheese red sauce and bread.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Please start a battle with Wikipedia editors over the tomato sauce calzone in this article.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calzone

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

.... Did you read your own link or no? It says "some places put sauce on top right before serving" which is what's pictured

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m referring to the picture, which has sauce. Which I thought was funny.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fair, it is a very saucy calzone that definitely looks like some sauce is inside, though it may just be diced tomato under a sauce glop

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

We’re going to have to call in the calzone forensics team to do some splatter analysis on that interior sauce.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait, really? My world is shaken

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Lol it's regional and always fun to stir shit up and make people argue their locally-adjusted version of an imported recipe is correct. Most places do not put sauce inside though and many don't even serve the sauce

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago