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Anon observes a zoomer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 76 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You were everyone's hero that day.

[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 51 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's easier to do when you're a tall man and happen to look like a bike ganger ;)

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Thank you.

Please all other bike ganger-looking people do this for us poor masses who suffer through this garbage

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

OK fine

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 7 months ago

I'd happily pay higher fees if the transit companies hired people like you to do this all the time!