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Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

AHA! An oubliette. I know this one from The Labyrinth.

Hoggle : This is an oubliette, labyrinth's full of 'em.
Sarah : Really. I didn't know that.
Hoggle : Oh don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.
Sarah : Do you?
Hoggle : Yes. It's a place you put people... to forget about 'em!