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The tribulations of Tony Pizza (startrek.website)

submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 45 points 9 months ago (2 children)

it should be something that comes about organically, not something forced.

Ok, but my pet name for you is now Hemorrhoids Henry

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

See, organic would have been calling MinorLaceration The Black Knight. "'Tis but a scratch."

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

The joke is the out-of-context quote, which is similar to advice a doctor would give their patient to avoid hemorrhoids. Let the poop come naturally, don't force it.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait isn't that the sequel to hardcore Henry?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Hardcrap Henry