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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is an Aussie (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have forged a peace deal between me and the magpies that live in my trees a few years, it's a tense relationship, but they don't swoop me and I don't swing a plastic rake at them.

[–] youngalfred@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

I'm trying to train my son, who loves chasing pigeons, not to chase magpies because they remember you