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[โ€“] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I read it as monkey, and it didn't make any sense.

[โ€“] itspcp@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

You need less monkey if you skip breakfast. What's not to understand?

[โ€“] NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'm holding your monkey hostage. If you can go one week without eating breakfast, I will return him unharmed."

[โ€“] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you I technically skip breakfast for several weeks now, if breakfast is only eaten in the morning. Now, I want monkey in my office until lunch, unharmed.